taxidermiedgarfield:

taxidermiedgarfield:

i start making up obviously fake stories but im always writing from the perspective of the person who got horribly owned 

i was standing on a street corner drinking my daily cup of mashed up jello and milk when i spotted a tall and gorgeous woman handing a dancing homeless man a full five dollars ‘’do you really think giving someone a piece of paper is gonna do anything at all?’’ i chuckled as she brushed dust off her voltron themed jorts and slowly approached me eyes narrowed 

‘’people can use money to buy things for themselves’’ the intelligent and witty woman stated as the crowd burst into cheers and began applauding her in earnest as i started to tear up. i turned on my heel to race home

Posted Thursday, March 3, 2019 With 4,271 notes

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